Kill the Beetle (If you can)

So try to name ways the beetle dies and the next person will say how it survived, then says a way to kill it, so on. The Beetle has to survive.

User 1- Uses flame thrower on the Beetle
User 2- The Beetle is Fire proof. Dissects the Beetle.
User 1- The Beetle reconnects its body and runs. Threw a boulder at the Beetle.
User 3- The Beetle catches the boulder and throws back. Sits on the Beetle.

Etc.

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Throws Beetle in the ocean.

Picks up the beetle and puts it in paper shredder

the shredder was unplugged. has someone eat the beetle.

The person didn't chew so the Beetle gets pooped out alive. Steps on the Beetle

the beetle is wearing armor. electrocutes the beetle.

The beetle was wearing rubber. Drops 1 tn weight on the beetle.

The beetle moves out of the way. Sits on the beetle

Beetle uses it's amazing superman skills and lifts you up and throws you off. Burns beetle with a magnifying glass.

The beetle is made out of water. Punches the beetle

Beetle ninja blocks and punches your face until your nose bleeds. Sticks beetle in a portable fan.

The fan was off. Buries th beetle 1000 metres into the ground

Water rushes through the soil and rescues the beetle. Tree falls on beetle.

The Beetle dodges. smashes beetle with an F stamp

Super beetle pulls out his tiny chainsaw and saws it in half before it hits him. Drowns the beetle.

The beetle had scuba gear and turns on oxygen filter.Chuck Norris kicks the beetle.

The beetle blocks. Indiana Jones whips beetle in half

Beetle grabs whip and whips you back. Samus uses her lazer on the beetle.

Beetle is lazer-proof. Drowns beetle in the ocean.

Beetle growz gillz!! Volcano erupts on beetle.

Beetle was wearing extreme heat resister suit. Jabs Beetle with a sword.

Pffft. The beetle does the matrix and dodges the jabs. >> Kills the beetle. lol I joke. Uses the beetle as a football.

Beetle lands on all six feet. Puts a sticky bomb on beetle which blew up causing the beetle to die

The beetle comes back as a zombie. Digests the beetle.

The beetle gets pooped out alive. Gets wolf to eat beetle and chews it up until its guts come out

The beetle eats you inside out. Scrapes beetle on a cheese shredder